Hangnails, bad haircuts, mind constraints, loneliness, information technology overload, abandonment, moving back home, conflict, humidity, fluoridated water, hunger,graffiti, RMV or DMV, insomnia, 1970’s mustaches, mean people, humidity, newsprint on fingertips, retirement, uncertainty, cold mcdonald’s, hot mcdonalds, flourescent lights, mercury fillings, the nightly ‘sensationalistic’ news, potholes, pesticides, biting your tongue, coffee breath, bereavement, people who think they’re great at british accents, electric shocks, typos, over-ripened fruit, bankruptcy, PC’s, dysfunction, stuck on the tarmac,negative self-talk, suppositories, incompetence, racism, adult diapers, a bar of soap breaking in half, paper cuts, system crashes, mold, styrofoam, people who say whatever, like and uhhm, spilled diet coke on your keyboard, mediocrity, picasso’s blue period, cold showers, digital music, wedgies, flat soda, off-key singers, motel 6’s, flatulence, apathy, cynicism, hooligans.